What is this?
It is a satirical joke project that claims the best way to write secure and reliable applications is to write nothing and deploy nowhere. There is no actual code, feature, or product here.
It is a satirical joke project that claims the best way to write secure and reliable applications is to write nothing and deploy nowhere. There is no actual code, feature, or product here.Is there an actual application in here?No. It is a parody README with fake build and deploy steps that do nothing, built as a joke rather than a working tool.
No. It is a parody README with fake build and deploy steps that do nothing, built as a joke rather than a working tool.How do I build and deploy it?You run the build step, which does nothing, then the deploy step, which deploys 'absolutely nowhere' - there are no real commands to execute.
You run the build step, which does nothing, then the deploy step, which deploys 'absolutely nowhere' - there are no real commands to execute.Why does this repo have so many stars if it does nothing?It is a well-known joke in the DevOps community by Kelsey Hightower, poking fun at how 'no code, no bugs' is technically the most secure and reliable software philosophy.
It is a well-known joke in the DevOps community by Kelsey Hightower, poking fun at how 'no code, no bugs' is technically the most secure and reliable software philosophy.Does it use Docker for anything real?The repo is tagged as a Dockerfile project but contains no functional Dockerfile logic - it's part of the gag, implying a build process exists when it doesn't.
The repo is tagged as a Dockerfile project but contains no functional Dockerfile logic - it's part of the gag, implying a build process exists when it doesn't.Is there any real feature I'm missing?No, every section (building, deploying, scaling, contributing) is written to humorously describe doing absolutely nothing.
No, every section (building, deploying, scaling, contributing) is written to humorously describe doing absolutely nothing.What are similar projects?docker-minecraft-server, buildkit, kestra, nodebestpractices, awesome-docker, slim, dockerfiles, laradock
docker-minecraft-server, buildkit, kestra, nodebestpractices, awesome-docker, slim, dockerfiles, laradockWhich topics is it in?dockerfile, fun, no-code, devops, apache-2.0, docker, open-source
dockerfile, fun, no-code, devops, apache-2.0, docker, open-source